"It's no use to try to explain it all."
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." — 'Firefly'
"Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death." — Omar N. Bradley
“While we were working to improve the efficiency of cars and light-duty trucks, something interesting happened." — President Obama
"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." — Dave Barry
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity." - Tom Stoppard
Who says scientists aren’t on top of things? This article clears up a long-standing mystery.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking, How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten.” So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.…
By Mike Gray The late Frank Muir, a BBC personality and humorist [or humourist], compiled a dazzling and hefty collection of excerpts from prose writings in English beginning with William Caxton and ending with P. G. Wodehouse entitled The Oxford Book of Humorous Prose (1990), rightly deemed his magnum opus. Muir’s interstitial comments are not only informative but also often as funny as the originals. In his introduction, Muir modestly rejects the office of “expert”: Theorizing about humour is kept to a minimum because for…