. . . but on the other hand . . . Have you ever been stuck in one of those interminable meetings that seem to have no good purpose? “An Occasional Poem in Honor of D— W—” When will he stop? we all wondered. When will he at last withdraw? After our nerves have been sundered And after our patience is gone? The future is but shadowy stuff, But we agree it can’t get here soon enough! Did you ever notice how some signs are spelled in department stores? “Mens – Womens – Childrens” I pity the poor apostrophe, Soon to be lost to you and me Through neglect, No respect, A minor, but significant, catastrophe. If good fences make good neighbors, why aren’t there more good neighbors? “Evidently” So my neighbor decides, evidently, That good fences make, evidently, Holes in his life. All men are brothers, he evidently Believes along with the brotherless Person who first said that. It’s obvious since he very evidently Tramples my tomatoes down Chasing wobbly footballs, Skittish clucking chickens, Border-leaping bassets, and Teetering, chattering toddlers. To him, therefore, good fences Make no difference, evidently. “Sarcophagus” literally means “flesh-eating”: “Monumental” Cold stone drains This warm
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